I'm in Florida...

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
01/21/2019 at 19:05 • Filed to: None

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And apparently they have a law on the books that * requires* you to hold a cell phone up at all times while driving.

A lot of cool cars though, and terrible drivers.  


DISCUSSION (29)


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > WilliamsSW
01/21/2019 at 19:26

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Back in the 70s my mom went to the Indy 500. She said that an alien who landed would think that all humans had a beer can attached to their hand. When she got there, the guys in the next camper had  spelled out COORS with their empty beer cans. When she left they had spelled out INDIANAPOLIS.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > ttyymmnn
01/21/2019 at 19:39

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And probably were too drunk to spell anything more out, despite having a lot of can s left.


Kinja'd!!! dumpsterfire! > WilliamsSW
01/21/2019 at 19:40

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One of them is my Dad's wife. Scares the shit out of me to be a passenger in her car.


Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > WilliamsSW
01/21/2019 at 19:55

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“I’m in Florida... ”

You see, thats the problem...


Kinja'd!!! fintail > WilliamsSW
01/21/2019 at 20:08

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So many competitors for Murka’s worst state.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Spanfeller is a twat
01/21/2019 at 21:12

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Weather is better than Chicago . The people not so much. 


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > fintail
01/21/2019 at 21:13

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Yeah but Florida is the leader in the clubhouse. 


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > dumpsterfire!
01/21/2019 at 21:14

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Yikes!


Kinja'd!!! fintail > WilliamsSW
01/21/2019 at 21:22

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Fun place to visit, and I kind of like the beaches north of Daytona in the offseason, but wouldn’t wanna live there.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > fintail
01/21/2019 at 21:47

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Yeah I don’t understand the attraction of living there. 


Kinja'd!!! HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > WilliamsSW
01/21/2019 at 21:56

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A fellow Chicago dude here in Florida? You mean I’m temporarily not the only one? Nice. Lmk if you’re tryna visit or meet up somewhere. What part of Florida are you at? Near the Rolex  24 with Jordan and daender?


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute
01/21/2019 at 22:06

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Yep! Sadly not going to Daytona- I’m a few hours south, just a little vacation with the wife and son. Where are you at?


Kinja'd!!! Poor_Sh > WilliamsSW
01/21/2019 at 22:16

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I’m in Canaveral for a while. Not that it matters but I feel like I should tell you guys.


Kinja'd!!! HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > WilliamsSW
01/21/2019 at 22:35

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Im in Central Florida, Kissimmee/Orlando area. Less than 30 mins from the parks.


Kinja'd!!! HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > Poor_Sh
01/21/2019 at 22:36

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Bro pull up lmao l et’s get an Oppo Florida Meet going


Kinja'd!!! Poor_Sh > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute
01/21/2019 at 22:47

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I really want to but I’m here for work and don’t have much play time. Got a sweet minivan though.

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Kinja'd!!! HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > Poor_Sh
01/21/2019 at 22:49

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Bah work is fake news. jk but make sure to test the Pacifica's 0-60 for me


Kinja'd!!! Poor_Sh > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute
01/21/2019 at 23:26

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Challenge accepted.


Kinja'd!!! fintail > WilliamsSW
01/22/2019 at 09:15

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Cheap housing I guess.   One can find weather just as good in other places.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > fintail
01/22/2019 at 09:50

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Also no income tax, which draws the senior citizens in.

Great recipe for bad schools. 


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute
01/22/2019 at 09:51

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We’re all the way down in Fort Lauderdale- when my son is older, I’m sure we’ll be going to Disney!


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute
01/22/2019 at 09:52

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It’s too bad I’m far from him- could drag race our Edge rental against the Pacifica.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Poor_Sh
01/22/2019 at 09:53

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Nice! I’m down in Fort Lauderdale with the family, doing a bit of chilling. 


Kinja'd!!! fintail > WilliamsSW
01/22/2019 at 10:09

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We have no income tax in WA either, but plenty of other taxes/regulations , and in metro areas, what has to be one of the lower value (in terms of what you get for your money) housing markets, so that makes up for it.  No doubt the low tax/low amenity ideal attracts a certain mentality to FL, the same type who doesn’t care about schools.


Kinja'd!!! HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > WilliamsSW
01/22/2019 at 10:13

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Fort Lauderdale? Y’all are actually pretty  close! This could actually happen, there’s a place called Old Town Kissimmee by me and every Friday they have a car show consisting of American muscle from all years. If you're tryna link up let me know, cuz I'm down


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute
01/22/2019 at 10:20

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I would love to, especially if it was closer , but that’s a 3 hours drive each way from here - my wife would not be down for that.

Likely next time we’ll be more up your way - when he’s old enough to really enjoy the parks.  


Kinja'd!!! HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > WilliamsSW
01/22/2019 at 10:35

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Aye. Well, next time hopefully. By then I’ll have my license and will probably have a car (ahem Fit) by then too. I turn 16 on Valentine’s day and soon after we’ll move and get everything sorted out. I should also be en  route with my pilot stuff too, so what if I fly up to Chicago? Lmao but next time 


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute
01/22/2019 at 11:03

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Fit would be a great first car.

Would love to meet up, it’s too bad that we’re not up that way, the car show sounds fun.

Hey if you do fly up, let me know- but that’s a long trip in a piston single. 


Kinja'd!!! Poor_Sh > WilliamsSW
01/22/2019 at 17:08

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Best 0-60 I  got was about 16 seconds but with 4 passengers and trying not to spill coffee.